| Things To Do During A Download 
Buff your mouse pad  Make a list of other things to download 
Do a pushup for every blue bar on the progress meter  11% Done!  Carefully clean your mouse rollers and track ball 23% Done!  Alphabetize your diskettes  Alphabetize your CD-ROMs 32% Done! 
Cut your fingernails 
Time to windex that monitor again! 44% Done!  Take a five minutes nap! 52% Done!  Color code your extra cables 65% Done!  Sing "99 bottles of beer on the wall" 67% Done! Sing "99 bottles of beer on the wall" again 73% Done! Color code your extra cables again! 78% Done!
Time to windex that monitor again! 83% Done!  Go to the washroom for a smoke 94% Done!  100 situps 98% Done! Connection Terminated - Start Over!  Smash! |
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