I will try to figure out why I "really" need 7 e-mail addresses.



I will stop sending e-mail to my wife.



I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.



I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm
with which I answer my e-mail.



I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet.



When I hear "Where do you want to go today?"
I won't reply "MS Tech Support."



I will read the manual.



I will think of a password other than "password."



I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning.


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