Top things to be for Halloween
(Without putting much effort into it )


1. Skater



Carry a skateboard



2. Pumpkin



Wear all orange and if someone asks tell them you were going to
dye your hair green but your parents wouldn't let you or say the
store was out of green dye becasue
that is the color that is really in right now



3. Lepricon




Carry a flashlight, when someone asks who you are hold the light part up to your chin turn it on and say "I am the Leporcon"



4. Pamela Anderson




Wear a swimsuit, stuff it to the max with tissue or balloons full of pudding, and you can wear orange or brown tights to show off your tan


5. David Hasslehoff



Wear red shorts and then get a black marker and draw tons of hair on your chest-you can also wear a whistle around your neck

6. An Orphan or Escape Mental Patient



Wear pajamas-if orphan sing it is a hard knock life -
if escape mental patient look real parinoid, make them think you
aren't kidding and say over and over "I was crazy once,
they put me in a room, I died in that room and then
they put me in a box, the box had worms
I hate worms they make me crazy...."



7. A Christmas Carolor



Dress normal and when they ask who you are
start singing christmas carols loud and off key



8. Leatherface



From the chainsaw massacure, just carry a chainsaw-or
also wipe brown stuff all over your face and blood



9. A Pyromaniac



Carry an empty gas can and stuff your pockets
with lighters and matches



10. The UNABomber



Wear a hooded sweatshirt and sunglasse