| How To Handle Stress  Jam tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out.  Use your MasterCard to pay your VISA bill.  When someone says, "Have a nice day!", tell them you have other plans.  During your next meeting, sneeze and then loudly suck the plegm back down your throat.  Dance naked in front of pets.  Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in them. Return them the next day.  Drive to work in reverse.  Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it gets back to you.  Bill your doctor for the time you spent in his waiting room.  Get a box of condoms. Wait in line at the check-out counter and ask the cashier where the fitting rooms are. |
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