A chef?


(You get buttered up.)


A chauffeur?



(You get taken for a ride.)


A gambler?


(He cheats on you.)


A telephone operator?


(He gives you a phone-y line.)


A trashman?
   
(He dumps you.)


A clockmaker?


(He two-times you.)


A pastry cook?


(He desserts you.)


A shoe salesman?


(He walks all over you.)


An elevator operator?


(He lets you down.)


An artist?


(He gives you the brush.)


A jogger?


(He gives you the run-around.)